short story long (very long)

Prepei na dextw merika pragmata opws exoun.
Kai epeidi exw wrimasei POLY 8a pws ton eauto mou pws einai ok pou merika pragmata den ta exw petyxei.

p.x. ok victoria beckham, nikises! De mporesa edw k 3 xronia na ginw wag.
Nikisate keira knihgtley kai cheryl cole. Panta 8a eiste pio adynates.
It’s ok.. den einai ok, alla to dexomai.


Kai telos...nikises mwrh pws na se pw..Na 8elw na ksefygw kai sy ekei na mou les..oxi, you’re my bitch.
Ok ellada! Eimai your bitch akoma! Epeidi eixa tin atyxia na genni8w ekei, prepei na to kanw.
Mou eipane pws 8a me pane se ena meros pou 8a foraw prasina rouxa.
Merikoi to lene strato alla egw protimw ton oro long vacation i rehab.
H ali8eia einai oti otan to ema8a emeina ligo malakas.
Ksereis auto pou otan sto lene argeis ligo na to piaseis kai ka8esai kai koitas...

















meta eniwsa ligo na me pianei mia zalada...meta agxw8ika, meta lypi8ika, meta eniwsa pws xanw ta panta...oxi den eklapsa...
oxi, de 8a klapsw de 8a klapsw...








ok, ena dakry to riksa epeidi...it fucking huuuuuuuurts!!!!



Kai toooosoo provlepsimo, eprepe na tyxei twra pou vrika kai kainourgio gomenaki. Ston opoio vasika prepei kapoia stigmi na pw pws 8a fygw ston epomeno mina, alla 8a tou to pw argotera...(isws).

Alla eime8a aisodoksoi an8rwpoi (egw kai osoi alloi yparxoun ston egefalo mou).
Gia auto apofasisa na min prodikazw tipota kai oh well..as ginei k auto.

Arxika skeftika na to antimetopisw san reality...to pio voliko itan to america’s next top model.
Alla meta skeftika...otan vgw apo kei de 8a eimai model.
Oute kan 8a tsirizoume tyyyyyyyyyyyyyyra maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail. Xmf...
Isws fame story? Alla de 8a ginw tragoudistis...
Gamwti. Kanena reality den tairiazei.





Meta omwssssssssss....epiphany ksana!
Epeidi skeftomai out of the box.
Lepon...apofasisa na ginw egw reality!
Kai parakalw ton ypeu8yno tou stratou (poios einai den kserw) na diavasei prosektika.
Loipon. 8a kanoume reality me prwtagwnisti emena fysika. Akou den teleiwsa, min les kateu8eian oxi.
Nai men 8a einai fun gia mena, alla 8a prow8ei kai auto pou kanete eseis ekei (opla kai arvyles kai...ti allo kanete ekei den kserw/de me noiazei). Me liga logia 8a exete poly diasimotita kai wow factor kai omg i loves it. Giati lets face it, kanenas de 8elei na paei. Alla meta to reality mou, 8a kanete kai auditions me oures naaaaaaaaa. Ok?


Alla yparxoun merika 8emata. O cookie eimai sigouros pws mou leei diafora psemata gia na me psarwsei
p.x. oti koimountai oloi se ena dwmatio i oti de forane ta dika tous rouxa i oti den exoun alkool ekei mesa i oti tous ksypnane aptis 6 kai meta kati lekseis pou den katalava...opws 8alamos, kapsimi, poreia provepomeni (wtf?) kai oti enan sako ton lene loukoumi? ..loukaniko? de 8ymamai.

den eimai apaititikos kai de zitaw polla. To dwmatio mou de me noiazei an einai mikro, alla ennoeitai de 8elw sygatoiko (den einai tyxaio pou mikros den pigaina pote kataskinwsi/ew) kai 8elw diko mou mpanio, thlefwno/internet thank u v much. As min exei powder room oute kan kouzina de me peirazei.

Loipon to reality 8a legetai ‘National service. Me ypotitlo ‘the fab way or No WAY!’
kai ekei 8a ma8ainw stous strato-ypeu8unous pws na ginoun pio fab/glam, pws na milane swsta, pws na kanoun to swsto snaaaaaap ston ena mina kai two snaps up apton 4o mina kai meta.
A! Episis min dw kanenan me founta down there, exw parei to kladeftiri kai de me noiazei ti 8a kopei.

Auta eixa na pw. An ginoun ola auta sto reality 8a eimai happy. An den ginei to show yposxomai pws 8a arxisw burn book/gossip girl blog (army version) me fotos tou ka8ena kai mystika kai diafora rezilikia.

Episis 8a pw ta epi8eta twn 4 stratiwtikwn/ i ti allos titlos yparxei pou ekana sex.

O enas einai o petros 31 apo 8es/kh o allos giwrgos 33 nomizw pou doulevei sto strato sto kilkis, o allos pou oute kan ton 8ymamai kai o allos o vasilis 40 nomizw apo 8es/kh kalamaria.
Because that’s the kinda guy i am.



Ok! Here i come kai 8a perasoume teleia! You’ll just love me!!!!!!








Poion koroidevw?
They’re gonna hate me right?
Ston epomeno xrono mporeite na youtube to onoma mou kai na vlepete ti kanw. Apokleietai na min me youtubisoun. I know!
Kai ena preview tis prwtis meras....






Tis deuteris....



Kai tis tritis....







Oh dear.
Anypomonw gia to megaaaaaaalo party pou 8a kanw prin fygw gia na xairetisw tous pantes :(
toulaxiston kserw oti tote 8a perasw kala kai 8a piw oso prepei gia na eimai me8ysmenos tous epomenous 13 mines. elpizw na min pa8w overdose apta polla xhmika. (i mipws na pa8w?? xmmm...)